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  • house guest: your children are so beautiful! how many do you have?
  • calum's wife: we have tw-
  • calum: three.
  • calum's wife: no? we don't we only have-
  • calum: [pets the massive german shepard in his lap]
  • calum's wife: we have 3

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cumberbent:

me when I hear someone talking about any Leonardo DiCaprio movie

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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morelikecalyum:

can we just appreciate how cuRLY CALUM’S HAIR IS.

yes we can, we can appreciate that alllll day long


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aclorable:

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aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

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