- house guest: your children are so beautiful! how many do you have?
- calum's wife: we have tw-
- calum: three.
- calum's wife: no? we don't we only have-
- calum: [pets the massive german shepard in his lap]
- calum's wife: we have 3
me when I hear someone talking about any Leonardo DiCaprio movie
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
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which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey